Day 5: Here Me Flow

Sup Homies!

Nana Banana aka Tia Ariela is back. Today we listened to Naughty by Nature's, "Feel Me Flow." Damn those lyrics are deep. "Bust the move and then swerve. Swerve words with nerve embedded I said it word... So here we go now, Holler if you hear me though, come feel me flow." It's like they came right from my mouth.

Anyways, Mami left strict instructions that if we are to go outside, I must wear a hat so we obvies had a little hat party. First, Nana Banana let me try on her hat. I liked it:

 Do you see my muscles here. Banana tells me that I'm lucky enough to be born with fat that looks like muscle because I won't have to work hard on it later and you know what, I'd have to agree.

I felt cool. I felt like I had long lustrous hair that was tucked inside this smelly beanie. Like I was meant to be in a hole in the wall coffee shop that sells overly priced coffee and reading books like, "This is Not a Novel" with my boyfriend who has tighter jeans that I ever owned. Yes, even tighter then my corduroy pants. 

Alas, I knew I had to at least try on the hat Mama got me.

I don't like this hat. Makes me look like a baby! I wanna buy overpriced coffee!!! 

Anyways, we didn't even end up going on a walk because I was grumpy. All that beanie wearing made me feel angsty and moody. I didn't want to be in the stupid outside with the stupid sunshine and those stupid birds chirping.   

I'm over this. Imma bout to nap, son. And I better have a double shot cappuccino when I wake up, ya heard. 

Love,

Lu