Day 10: I am Baptized

Hey guys! It's me Lu! I'm baptized now. Which I think means I am an adult, so treat me accordingly.
I got to take a bath in front of a full church. I also got to wear a really long dress that made me look like a ghost but luckily for everyone involved I farted really loud in church which resulted in a dirty diaper. Thankfully the bath came afterwards. Ariela was my stand in godmother. I think she was really excited. I kept trying to tell everyone that she's Jewish but no one paid attention. Whatever. Then I got some really nice smelling patchouli oil massaged onto my 3rd eye. It still lingers.

During mass Ariela was telling me about all the shenanigans she got into the night before. Thank Jesus she came to church. She needed to let those sins go.
Later, we all went to lunch at the Crow's Nest. I got a bloody mary to celebrate. Ariela also gave me her other earring to wear. She said they are friendship earrings. I wear one and she wears one. Mom loves it when girls only wear one earring. Especially feathers. It's such a statement.

I love hanging with the girls! I get to teach them life lessons especially about boys.
After all that fun, I went home and got to shroom while playing with my new rosary naked.

Today Nana Banana came by for her long day with me. She's so difficult to nanny sometimes. The only thing that keeps me going is that I know I'l be getting a fat check at the end of the month. Geesh, she's a handful. So needy. 

 

Yes, that's slobber on my face. When I caught a glimpse of myself through one of the many mirrors I have strategically placed in my home, I couldn't contain myself because I looked so good.

We got to do "nakey time" together. My abs needed a breather. Look at my feet. They are ready to be placed in some really expensive running shoes. By this time next year, I plan to run a half marathon. Start slow is what I tell people.
Anyways, Happy Monday ya'll. Can't wait to see what tomorrow brings!
Love,
Lu Bug