Lucia, the toddler.

Hey guys!

(Nanners:) It's only been a million years since I last posted. This is banana talking. Lu pants will chime in soon. Here's what you've missed. Lulu is a friggin toddler. She's got sass and major class. She's a little too good to be hanging out with a banana like me. Needless to say, I miss the bug. Girlfriend doesn't even recognize me anymore. For reals. Today, Lu monster had her one year cumpleanos. I'm honored I made the cut ;)... had the time of my life.

Ok, I'm gonna let Lu take the mic and narrate the pictures from today:

(Lulu:) Sup, homies! It's been forevs. Anyways, I had a bomb summer. I was mostly naked. I skipped the whole crawling thing and went straight to walking. Obvs, these gams were made for running. Mama and I go for runs like a couple times a week. Today, I had my birthday party. One of muchos to come. I let banana come because I thought she should see all she's been missing. I'm mad at her when I remember who she actually is. We were totally compradres and then she just bailed. But really, as much as I give her the cold shoulder, I love her deep down. I will always remember our meditation seshes, major nap times and yoga parties. 

Check out my fun party today: 

Mama made me an amazing cake. I think it was the first time I had serious sugar. It was incredible. 

It started off dainty. One finger at a time. It's probably the most delicate I've ever been in my existence. 

Then I said, screw this. I LOVE CAKE! It was a little hard to breath with all that cake in my nose but that wasn't stopping me from digging in. 

Then this happened. But grandpa was there to save the day. 

The mess was beyond wet wipes so mama just dunked me in the tub. Perfsies time to stretch the legs. 

Mama even got me lady bug balloons! How cute is that?!

Oh and my on-again-off-again bf Hudson came in to see me. I decided I need to keep my options open. After all he is younger than me. He's got some more life to live before he reaches my maturity level.

I'm not really sure who taught me this one, but it's fun. 

Me and Hudsy unwinding from the rager. 

Oh and here's a video from cake time:

Alright friends. That's all we got today. Me and banana miss you and love you tons!

Love,

Lu pants & Nana Banana 

Day 41: Ciao Bella!

Hi guys! Lu here. Can you believe it?! 41 blissful days together with my Nans. I can't believe how quick the time has passed. A few hiccups along the way but we glided through this nanny thing like we owned it and even though my attention span is very short and I will likely not remember any of this, I'm glad I will be able to look back when I'm older and see how much fun we had.

Here is a video compilation of the last week....

Oh and one more thing...

Grading papers is exhausting Mom! I tried to help out while you were at work. I didn't get far.

Ok everybody,  me and Banana send you a big kiss. Thanks for letting us share the journey. Now off to summer and spending every minute with my amazing family. Oh, but don't worry. Me and Nans are totes gonna chill often.

Love,

Lady Lu and Nana Banana

Day 37: This is How We Party

Ya'll wanna know how we get down in the Wright household? Check it out:

Prayer scarves, 3rd eye rubs, Bon Iver, meditations. Banana knows how to treat us right. Even lunatic Archie is a zen master.

Namaste,
Yogi-lu

Day 36: Reunited and it feels so goooood

Banana is back! She wouldn't stop kissing me all day. I thought my cheeks would fall off! We went for a little walk to the park. Look how pretty I am...

Here's a video banana took. 

She's on crack though. I didn't see her for 3 days, not 4.

Love,

Lady Lu

Day 31-32: 2 Mommies

Hey lovers,

Just wanted to share a few images of me and my 2 mommies. We all wore earthy colors. Momma & Nomma (nanny momma) even wore matching buns. Matchskies! I'm working on my bun. This is a pic with Archie- butt stealing the show. 

 I don't think I receive enough love. What do you think?

Oh and this is from today. Nana put me down next to her on the couch while she wrote an email. I was playing with her spiritual scarf. I love that scarf because it not only smells spiritual but I like the vibrations I get from it. She clicked send and turned to me to see me passed out. Am I the only baby that turns into a dead fish right before I fall asleep? Banana loves it when I get like this. Like a deep meditative state.

The folded towel is because I am always working out so I need to stay prepped at all stages of the day to make sure my sweat is taken care of.

Love,
Lu Lady

Day 29,30: Artista

Hey ya'll,

How'd your weekend go? Mine was awesome. I had a BBQ at my house on Saturday. Lots of my friends came over including Banana. We drank margaritas, ate some delicious hors d'oruvres  (fancy), & just sat around and caught up on our busy lives.

My favorite part of the evening was when Dadda programed Ariela's phone assistant Siri to call her "bitch." We were all laughing so loud.

Here's a pic at the end of the night when we were super sleepy. We are starting to do family cuddle puddles. So fun:

So today me and Nana did this awesome art project. I'm going to take you through the steps:

Step 1: find a cute baby (that would be me)

 Step 2: Get her naked and jump on the opportunity to do a nude photo shoot:

 Step 3-55: Get a piece of linen and non-toxic paint and print those cute little feet onto the fabric

 Step 56: Let the baby get dirty... even if it means her turning into another race. Mom always wanted a more ethnic baby.

 Step 57: framed and finished.

So in reality this project should take like 10 minutes and it was more like 2 hours. Since Nana was making a mess we both ended up in our chonies within 15 minutes. Oh and yes, I do have 8 toes on my left foot. Just more reasons to love me.

Love
La Lu

Day 28: Memory Lane

Today me and Ar walked down memory lane. Look how little I was!!! I still had those bedroom eyes though. I must have been a few days old. Brand new. I'm way more mature now and Ariela is way more unkempt although Im pretty sure she was hung over in this picture. It's so hard to tell with her. 

Oh and here are some pictures showing you the abuse I received from my own mother and future nanny:

 They were measuring how deep my fat was.

I wasn't too thrilled.

Look at me now:

Those were my modeling photos.

**Update: I still don't have a neck but that can be my thing, you know? I'll be known as the baby model with no neck.

Love,
La Lu