Day 14: Happy Birthday Mama!

I'm so happy today! It's my Mama's birthday! I'm pretty sure that means that I get presents, I get to eat cake, people sing to me and I can finally have a glass of champagne. Pop the crystal homies! 

I'll save my rant for next week but I just want to keep you all posted that Archie, the stupid cat, has entered my life. He needs to know who rules this house and it's me so I might have a nice talk with him this weekend. In the meantime, this is for you Mama:

Isn't my Mama the best?! These are all the reasons I love her:
-She's faster than the speed of lightning
-She loves my Dadda
-She puts me in fabulous clothing- finally someone who knows how to dress me!
-She's very smart to start feeding me avocados now. Ariela is happy that my poops are stinkier
-She takes me on runs and lets me enjoy the outdoors so that she can show me off to people and they can see how beautiful I am
-She's friends with Ariela. I know I give her a hard time, but I really do love her. Who else would I be able to bully on a daily basis... Well, I guess now I can bully Archie.

Anyways, give my Mama a little pinch in her cute butt today if you see her and call her a "stud muffin."

Mama, Happy Birthday! I'm saving a smelly diaper for you when you get home. Ariela told me that would be the best present.

Smooches,
Lu