Saturday, April 14, 2012

Day 4: The Hangover

Hola Mami y Papi,

Today Nana Banana took me on a walk. She looked like that a-hole from the hangover. Mom, you were SO right! Her turnover is ridiculously slow. I fell asleep because I was so bored but her bosom is very comfortable. I motor boated a few times. 

We are now waiting for Rick the plumber. Ariela put some makeup on me. She said that we always have to look presentable when we are expecting a gentlemen's arrival. 

Oh also, I tricked Ariela. She thought I was going in to give her a hug but instead I spit up all over her! hahahah She's so stupid. 


See you later!
Love
Lu Bug



2 comments:

  1. Is taking her pants off Lucia's way of looking presentable for the gentlemen?

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  2. Well, how else is he supposed to know she is available?

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