She's Not Mine:: Lucia, the toddler.

Hey guys!

(Nanners:) It's only been a million years since I last posted. This is banana talking. Lu pants will chime in soon. Here's what you've missed. Lulu is a friggin toddler. She's got sass and major class. She's a little too good to be hanging out with a banana like me. Needless to say, I miss the bug. Girlfriend doesn't even recognize me anymore. For reals. Today, Lu monster had her one year cumpleanos. I'm honored I made the cut ;)... had the time of my life.

Ok, I'm gonna let Lu take the mic and narrate the pictures from today:

(Lulu:) Sup, homies! It's been forevs. Anyways, I had a bomb summer. I was mostly naked. I skipped the whole crawling thing and went straight to walking. Obvs, these gams were made for running. Mama and I go for runs like a couple times a week. Today, I had my birthday party. One of muchos to come. I let banana come because I thought she should see all she's been missing. I'm mad at her when I remember who she actually is. We were totally compradres and then she just bailed. But really, as much as I give her the cold shoulder, I love her deep down. I will always remember our meditation seshes, major nap times and yoga parties.

Check out my fun party today:

Mama made me an amazing cake. I think it was the first time I had serious sugar. It was incredible.

It started off dainty. One finger at a time. It's probably the most delicate I've ever been in my existence.

Then I said, screw this. I LOVE CAKE! It was a little hard to breath with all that cake in my nose but that wasn't stopping me from digging in.

Then this happened. But grandpa was there to save the day.

The mess was beyond wet wipes so mama just dunked me in the tub. Perfsies time to stretch the legs.

Mama even got me lady bug balloons! How cute is that?!

Oh and my on-again-off-again bf Hudson came in to see me. I decided I need to keep my options open. After all he is younger than me. He's got some more life to live before he reaches my maturity level.